Our Guarantee

If you buy a tree from us
And plant it swiftly out,
We’ll guarantee that it’s alive
And soon the buds will sprout.
And if you’ve kept it watered
Yet leaves you fail to see,
Inform us in 3 month's time*,
And we’ll replace it cheerfully.
But if you fail to water it,
We also guarantee
That it will almost surely die
Or be a runty tree.
And if you do not prune it
When first you plant it out,
‘Twill likely drop most all its leaves
When comes the August drought.
And if you will not stake it
Ere winds and rains are seen,
And ere the roots establish,
We guarantee that it will lean.
Oh and if you don’t protect it
When comes the snow and ice,
We’ll guarantee it girdled
By rabbits and/or mice.
So if you’ve read these warnings
And with the terms agree,
Then by all means don’t hesitate
To buy from us a tree!
By: Ken Roth, Founder
*Except peach trees. Please see Refund Policy